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The 90s are back, and they’ve never looked (or sounded) this good. Cruel Intentions: The 90s Musical landed at York Grand Opera House this week, bringing all the scandal, seduction, and nostalgia of the cult classic film to the stage. Packed with iconic pop anthems, razor-sharp dialogue, and powerhouse performances, this production delivers a thrilling theatrical experience that had the audience hooked from start to finish.

Based on the 1999 movie, Cruel Intentions follows step-siblings Kathryn Merteuil (Nic Myers) and Sebastian Valmont (Will Callan), two dangerously charming and morally corrupt New York socialites who thrive on manipulation. When Sebastian is challenged to seduce the innocent Annette Hargrove (Abbie Budden) before the start of the school year, the stakes are high. But in this world of lies and deception, even the most calculated plans can unravel.

For those unfamiliar with the film, expect a story of twisted romance, social games, and devastating betrayals. The stage adaptation maintains the biting wit and dark humour of the original while weaving in a stellar soundtrack of 90s classics that elevate every emotion.

This cast is stacked with talent, and it’s clear from the outset that each performer brings something special to the stage. Leading the pack is Nic Myers as Kathryn Merteuil. She embodies the character’s venomous charm with precision, commanding every scene she’s in. From her icy delivery to her magnetic stage presence, Myers proves herself a formidable leading lady.

Will Callan delivers a strong performance as the brooding, complex Sebastian Valmont, effortlessly shifting between charming playboy and emotionally vulnerable antihero. His chemistry with Abbie Budden’s Annette Hargrove keeps the story’s emotional core intact, and Budden shines as Annette, bringing both innocence and strength to the role.

However, the night’s biggest scene-stealer is Luke Conner Hall as Blaine Tuttle. With impeccable comedic timing, effortless charisma, and a cheeky energy that lights up the stage, Hall turns every moment into gold. His performance is packed with humour and charm, ensuring he remains a crowd favourite throughout.

Lucy Carter also stands out as Cecile Caldwell, delivering a hilariously over-the-top yet completely endearing performance. Her Yorkshire roots made her presence on a Yorkshire stage even more special, and she leaned into Cecile’s naivety with expert comedic delivery.

Special mention must also go to Joe Simmons as Greg McConnell and Kevin Yates as Ronald Clifford, both of whom add depth to their roles while keeping the energy of the production high.

What sets Cruel Intentions: The 90s Musical apart is its masterful use of era-defining hits. This isn’t just a musical, it’s a love letter to 90s music. The audience erupted with excitement from the opening chords of each song, whether it was the angsty ‘Torn,’ the anthemic ‘Only Happy When It Rains,’ or the irresistibly fun ‘Bye Bye Bye.’

The choreography, designed by Gary Lloyd, enhances the impact of each number. From the slick, stylised movements to the humorous, exaggerated sequences, the dance routines add another layer of entertainment. Whether it’s the sultry duets or full ensemble performances, every movement feels purposeful and visually stunning.

The staging is equally impressive. Having the band positioned above the stage added a dynamic element, keeping the music visibly present as part of the action. Nick Ritchings’ lighting design played a crucial role in setting the tone—drenched in neon hues and moody purples, it transported the audience straight into the glamorous, dangerous world of the Upper East Side.

One of the show’s greatest strengths is its pacing. Jonathan O’Boyle’s direction ensures that there’s never a dull moment, seamlessly transitioning between moments of high-energy fun and slower, more emotionally charged scenes. The balance between drama, comedy, and nostalgia is expertly managed, making it an incredibly smooth and immersive experience.

The audience’s reaction was nothing short of electric. Bursts of laughter filled the theatre throughout the show, particularly during the standout comedic moments featuring Luke Conner Hall and Lucy Carter. At the interval, murmurs of “this is addictive” could be heard, and by the final number, the crowd simply didn’t want it to end.

Few musicals stick the landing as well as Cruel Intentions. The finale, set to the sweeping orchestration of ‘Bitter Sweet Symphony,’ is a perfect crescendo, heart-wrenching, powerful, and ultimately triumphant. It encapsulates everything the show gets right: raw emotion, 90s nostalgia, and jaw-dropping performances.

As the final notes rang out, the audience erupted in cheers, a clear testament to the production’s success. The show not only delivers on its promise of an entertaining night out but leaves you craving more; more music, more drama, and more of this incredible cast.

Cruel Intentions: The 90s Musical at York Grand Opera House is everything you could want from a stage adaptation of this iconic film. It’s wickedly fun, emotionally engaging, and packed with unforgettable performances. Whether you’re a die-hard fan of the movie or just someone looking for a night of pure entertainment, this production is an absolute must-see.

With its stellar cast, expertly executed musical numbers, and intoxicating nostalgia factor, Cruel Intentions proves that 90s classics never go out of style. Book a ticket while you can, this is one show you don’t want to miss.